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what is your favorite thing to do with daddy?
elle: play peanut butter and jelly.
what does daddy like to get for his birthday?
elle: um, magazines, guava, and...chips.
what do you like best about daddy?
em: ummmmmmm...he plays mario kart?
what does daddy look like?
zee: short hair, not very long, blond hair, strong, very fast.
em: and um...he has peach skin color.
what is daddy especially good at?
zee: the boxing video game.
elle: he's good at playing cooking cookies but sometimes he loses and i win. i'm very good at that game 'cause it's mine.
if you had unlimited money, what would you get for daddy?
bee: xbox 360 and a whole bunch of games.
zee: i'd get him toys r us. and i'd also buy daddy one of each of the restaurants.
bee: yeah, like mcdonald's.
what is the funniest thing daddy has ever said or done?
bee: the chuck norris jokes. like, why does lightning never strike twice in the same place? because it knows chuck norris is looking for it.
so there you have it. happy thirty-second, babe.
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