first off, i'm sending the happiest of father's day wishes to hawaii and michigan. to my dad: thank you for introducing me to God, for valuing me, for all those mornings you stumbled out of bed early to fry me a mound of chocolate pancakes. to my dad-in-law: thank you for cherishing your wife, for raising a son with strength and compassion and stability.
and to the father of my children:
you're a natural at this. happy father's day, babe.