so part of the ncaa bracketing fun is that we're supposed to ode the winner on our blogs. predictably, that did not end up being me.
a spontaneous ode to kindra
(this is going to be good, i can tell already)
o kindra, winner of the esteemed family bracket
you are valiant and wise and something that rhymes with bracket
you have schooled us all
with your knowledge of ball
may your victory be sweet
as we grovel at your feet
as we probably will again next year, when you pull a three-peat.
not bad, eh? okay, so it left quite a lot to be desired in terms of diction and meter and original thought, but it rhymed! points for rhyming, please.
my apologies for subjecting you all to that. please continue with your otherwise productive day.
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