28 November 2007

all i want for christmas

The Un-uncle requested that I plant hints in my blog so he'll know what to get me for Christmas. I am {hummer h3} so above {trip to italy} such underhanded tactics {louis vuitton victoria pump, size 34, red}.

Let's give me a little credit here.

I am not, however, above writing out a straight-forward wish list, although I do warn you that this will not prove helpful in the least bit. So here we go.

1. A trash can fairy. Like, you know, the fairy who magically disappears the trash from my cans when they're full. Make that three-fourths full, because trash that burgeons beyond the confines of its can makes me partially insane.

2. In the event that the Piggly Wiggly is fresh out of fairies, I'll settle for a trash can elf, godmother, or David Copperfield.

3, 4, 5, and 6: Dishwasher Fairy, Vacuum Fairy, Weed Fairy, and Toilet Fairy, respectively.

7. Massive lottery win. Which would have to be an Act of God as I do not engage in any sort of lottery playing, unless you count McDonald's Monopoly, in which case I am guilty. Make that Guilty. Capital G.

8. Christmas in Bavaria.

9. A ten-pack of finger rockets. I can't begin to explain the amount of joy these bring to my life.

10. A pony.



{PS Did I mention I've been good this year? Because I have. Really, really good.}

8 comments:

Erika Cass Designs said...

ROFL! This post really made me laugh. :oP
I hear ya on all those fairies. I would love any one of them for Christmas. :o)

kris said...

Oooh let me know if you figure our how to summon the trash fairy. I would also add an ice scraping fairy!

Kimberly said...

You are so delightful!

When our kids ask for a pony we won't be able to say we don't have room. Living in the country has its down side.

Ribbon Rock Star said...

hee hee I do love those finger rockets!! I can make mine fly real high too.

Linda

Melissa said...

I hope that you get what you wish!! Sounds like a good list to me :)

Christine said...

You crack me up! I'll take a trash fairy too!

~love said...

italy sounds nice.

if you are reading this and are blessed enough to be one who exchanges gifts with nic...go with the italy trip. =)

BusyDad said...

I've never heard of finger rockets, but anything that can shoot 100 feet into the air (I am assuming without the aid of combustibles) has GOT to be fun. Good choice. Going on my list too.