I like to write these things down so when Elle's thirteen and thinks I'm the wicked witch, I'll remember why we kept her.
1. When she has had a triumphant event on the potty, she says, "Ta-da!" Except it comes out "Ta-ta!"
2. "Aha!" is pronounced "Haha!"
3. When her barrette has come out, she hands it to me and says (in a concerned voice that is so adorably little): "Mommy, my hairs fall down."
A few more of these and I might even pay for college.